In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 158 pounds (72 kilograms) is Goldenringside!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Goldenringside clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkdom smashes Goldenringside with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Dorkdom pummels Goldenringside with a series of furious blows to the stomach. Goldenringside ignores it.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Goldenringside probes with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dorkdom fires a barrage of punches to the stomach! Goldenringside sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Goldenringside throws a sweeping right to the chest. Dorkdom sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Goldenringside whacks Dorkdom with a volley of stinging blows to the nose.
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-Goldenringside tries a volley of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom punches Goldenringside with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Goldenringside hits with a series of off balance punches to the mouth. Dorkdom backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 27 of 35 punches, and Goldenringside landed 21 of 32 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkdom doesn't want to stop fighting!
Goldenringside doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkdom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Goldenringside clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkdom annoys Goldenringside with a light uppercut to the chest.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom punches Goldenringside with a series of light punches to the ribs.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Goldenringside probes with a pair of right blows to the chest, but Dorkdom narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkdom shakes Goldenringside with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Dorkdom strikes with a series of vicious punches to the stomach!!
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+Dorkdom hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Dorkdom lands a volley of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Goldenringside probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Goldenringside attacks with a pair of stiff blows to the chest.
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+Goldenringside solidly lands a series of nasty punches to the temple.
+Dorkdom smacks Goldenringside with a nice right to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 28 of 33 punches, and Goldenringside landed 18 of 36 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!
Goldenringside doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dorkdom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Goldenringside clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Goldenringside hurts Dorkdom with a flurry of shots to the eye. Dorkdom shakes his head to clear it.
+Goldenringside stuns Dorkdom with a solid uppercut to the head. Dorkdom backpedals to his own corner.
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-Goldenringside tries to land a series of left blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Goldenringside probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Dorkdom backs out of it.
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+Dorkdom tosses a barrage of wild shots to the solar plexus. Goldenringside doesn't seem bothered.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom throws a pair of light punches to the ribs. Goldenringside doesn't notice.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the jaw.
+Goldenringside thumps Dorkdom with a painful straight right to the face.
+Dorkdom rocks Goldenringside with a light right to the stomach.
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-Goldenringside tries a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Dorkdom stays away from it.
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+Dorkdom clocks Goldenringside with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Goldenringside seems wobbly!
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Goldenringside throws a series of shots to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom scores with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom fires a left jab to the ribs, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 23 of 34 punches, and Goldenringside landed 22 of 42 punches.
Goldenringside won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!
Goldenringside doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkdom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Goldenringside clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkdom fires a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach. Goldenringside sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Goldenringside probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Goldenringside drills Dorkdom with a flurry of powerful punches to the head.
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+Goldenringside belts Dorkdom with a series of punches to the eye. Dorkdom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkdom attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Goldenringside throws a pair of right punches to the head, but Dorkdom steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom lands a pair of strong punches to the ribs. Goldenringside retreats to the far corner.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom hits with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus. Goldenringside sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Goldenringside throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Goldenringside lands a pair of nasty shots to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom clocks Goldenringside with a series of punches to the ribs. Goldenringside falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 24 of 35 punches, and Goldenringside landed 20 of 39 punches.
Goldenringside won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!
Goldenringside doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dorkdom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Goldenringside clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Goldenringside hits with a volley of punches to the mouth! Dorkdom asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Goldenringside hits with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Goldenringside stuns Dorkdom with a flurry of solid punches to the temple!!
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+Dorkdom fires a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Goldenringside charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom tosses a pair of hard punches to the chest.
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-Goldenringside throws a left right to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Goldenringside attacks with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Dorkdom lashes out with a series of left punches to the chest, but Goldenringside stays away from it.
+Dorkdom lands a volley of mean punches to the chest.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom fires a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom smacks Goldenringside with a nice jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 27 of 42 punches, and Goldenringside landed 23 of 36 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 48-47
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Goldenringside doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Dorkdom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Goldenringside clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom suprises Goldenringside with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Goldenringside launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Goldenringside throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Goldenringside annoys Dorkdom with a cross to the chin. Dorkdom backpedals to his own corner.
-Goldenringside tries to land a pair of right punches to the temple, but Dorkdom takes it in the forearms.
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+Goldenringside solidly lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Goldenringside stuns Dorkdom with a light roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Goldenringside hits with a series of blows to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 7 of 7 punches, and Goldenringside landed 22 of 42 punches.
Goldenringside won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Goldenringside doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Goldenringside clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Goldenringside wallops Dorkdom with a barrage of heavy blows to the jaw. Dorkdom is hurt!
+Goldenringside pokes Dorkdom with a volley of blows to the mouth.
+Dorkdom jars Goldenringside with a mean jab to the chest.
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+Goldenringside drills Dorkdom with a flurry of commanding shots to the head.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Goldenringside tosses a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom belts Goldenringside with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Goldenringside tries to land a right straight right to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Dorkdom tries a left straight right to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Goldenringside fires a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom quickly backs away.
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+Dorkdom belts Goldenringside with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom tags Goldenringside with a heavy cross to the chest.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 23 of 30 punches, and Goldenringside landed 21 of 42 punches.
Goldenringside won the round 10-9
Goldenringside is winning the fight 67-66
Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!
Goldenringside doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Goldenringside clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Goldenringside charges with a pair of left blows to the chin, but Dorkdom hides behind his gloves.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom punches Goldenringside with a roundhouse to the head.
+Dorkdom tosses a straight right to the jaw!
+Dorkdom hits with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Goldenringside lands a hook to the eye.
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-Goldenringside lunges with a series of blows to the eye, but Dorkdom quickly backs away.
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+Dorkdom connects with a pair of stinging shots to the chest. Goldenringside shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkdom connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Goldenringside jars Dorkdom with a stiff cross to the chest. Dorkdom laughs!
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-Goldenringside throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Dorkdom blocks.
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+Dorkdom clocks Goldenringside with a series of painful shots to the chin!
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+Dorkdom takes charge with a series of heavy punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 38 of 43 punches, and Goldenringside landed 17 of 34 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Goldenringside doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Goldenringside clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkdom fires a barrage of punches to the eye!!
-Goldenringside attempts a series of right shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Dorkdom hammers Goldenringside with a commanding jab to the face. Goldenringside doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkdom annoys Goldenringside with a series of punches to the head.
+Goldenringside tags Dorkdom with a pair of blows to the stomach!
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-Dorkdom lunges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Dorkdom tattoos Goldenringside with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Goldenringside punches Dorkdom with a series of shots to the chin.
+Dorkdom slams Goldenringside with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom jars Goldenringside with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Goldenringside throws a pair of right shots to the head, but Dorkdom deftly avoits it.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Goldenringside launches a volley of left shots to the face, but Dorkdom steps aside.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Goldenringside annoys Dorkdom with a barrage of shots to the face.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom paws a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Goldenringside beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 31 of 38 punches, and Goldenringside landed 20 of 40 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 86-85
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Goldenringside remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Goldenringside clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Goldenringside wakes up the fans with a flurry of wild shots to the chest. Dorkdom backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkdom stuns Goldenringside with a volley of nasty punches to the temple.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Goldenringside hits Dorkdom with a pair of punches to the nose. Dorkdom falls against the ropes!
-Goldenringside lunges with a right hook to the chin, but Dorkdom ducks.
-Dorkdom launches a series of left blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Goldenringside hits with a hook to the head.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom pops Goldenringside with a flurry of blows to the eye. Goldenringside sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Goldenringside probes with a left hook to the ribs, but he's too slow.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom punches Goldenringside with a barrage of blows to the face.
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-Goldenringside lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Dorkdom narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkdom fires a series of punches to the face. Goldenringside hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkdom backs up Goldenringside with a nasty straight right to the mouth. Goldenringside doesn't seem bothered.
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-Goldenringside attacks with a series of right blows to the nose, but fails to score.
-Dorkdom tries a left straight right to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Dorkdom suprises Goldenringside with a left to the eye.
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+Goldenringside shakes Dorkdom with a wild right to the nose!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 33 of 42 punches, and Goldenringside landed 25 of 40 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 96-94
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Goldenringside remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Goldenringside clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Goldenringside thumps Dorkdom with a pair of nice punches to the nose!
+Goldenringside throws a volley of punches to the temple.
-Goldenringside attempts a right uppercut to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Dorkdom hurts Goldenringside with a volley of stiff punches to the eye. Goldenringside beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom throws a flurry of punches to the temple. Goldenringside beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkdom jars Goldenringside with a series of punches to the face!
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+Dorkdom smashes Goldenringside with a stinging straight right to the face!
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+Dorkdom strikes with a volley of punches to the eye!
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Goldenringside punches Dorkdom with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom strikes with a volley of stiff punches to the jaw.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Goldenringside probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Goldenringside tries a pair of left punches to the temple, but Dorkdom hides behind his gloves.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 29 of 37 punches, and Goldenringside landed 22 of 37 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 106-103
Dorkdom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Goldenringside remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Goldenringside clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom fires a series of furious punches to the jaw. Goldenringside sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom fires a straight right to the chin, but Goldenringside deftly avoits it.
-Goldenringside tries a series of left punches to the chin, but Dorkdom covers himself well.
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+Goldenringside slams Dorkdom with a series of blows to the eye.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Goldenringside stuns Dorkdom with a series of punches to the temple.
-Dorkdom fires a volley of punches to the face, but Goldenringside steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkdom throws a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Goldenringside lashes out with a right jab to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Goldenringside probes with a volley of punches to the head, but Dorkdom stays away from it.
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+Goldenringside tosses a pair of light shots to the jaw.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Goldenringside fires a pair of solid shots to the chin.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Goldenringside hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom tries to land a left cross to the face, but loses his balance.
+Dorkdom lashes out with a vicious jab to the face!
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+Dorkdom staggers Goldenringside with a glancing cross to the head.
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+Dorkdom tags Goldenringside with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple. Goldenringside doesn't seem bothered.
-Goldenringside probes with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Dorkdom steps aside and laughs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 25 of 47 punches, and Goldenringside landed 23 of 41 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 116-112
Dorkdom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Goldenringside remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Goldenringside 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Goldenringside 10-9
Round 7: Goldenringside 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Duke of Dorkdom 117-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Goldenringside 10-9
Round 4: Goldenringside 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Goldenringside 10-9
Round 7: Goldenringside 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 12: Goldenringside 10-9
Total Score: Duke of Dorkdom 115-113
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Goldenringside 10-9
Round 4: Goldenringside 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Goldenringside 10-9
Round 7: Goldenringside 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 11: Goldenringside 10-9
Round 12: Goldenringside 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Duke of Dorkdom wins by decision!
